On happy women

I’ve seen a few happy women in my life. But I’ve never met a happy womenfolk, a country or collective of happy women.

Arab women are certainly unhappy, mostly because of Arab men. But even those who are treated like queens are still unhappy because of all the residual anger and frustration in addition to the unhappiness of the less lucky women.

Russian women are reliably unhappy because they value marriage above all else but have ridiculous standard that they refuse to give up. Those who do win the lottery have to send their children to die in war.

German, Scandinavian, and Canadian women have it all. But they create voluntary unhappiness by caring about plastic straws, masks, government regulations, and things outside of their control in general thus making them perpetually unhappy.

French women aren’t happy. They’re just French, which looks like happiness but really isn’t. You see it when they’re at work. Unless they’re baking, gardening or shepherding, it’s just torture for them so they start to torture everyone around them. Just miserable from 9 to 5 and then they have to start drinking immediately.

Asian women aren’t happy either. In all fairness, neither are men. They’re either smiley like Thais or Indonesians, or optimistic and upbeat like Indians. It seems that happiness in general is not a thing in that part of the world. People just smile and move on. They don’t concern themselves with these frivolous concepts as much as we do.

Men, on the other hand, are reliably happy. Regardless of which folk you consider, we’re just satisfied with the same set of things. Those who have it are happy, those who don’t have it are angry. German men are pretty happy. Russian men also tend to be happy unless they’re on the frontline of some unnecessary war. Arabs? We’re tense and stressed but if we have our AC and our football team is winning, then we’re pretty happy. Scandinavians? They don’t even know what unhappiness is.

It seems to me that unhappiness must be a property of women 😂. For example, if you’re a man, this text probably makes you happy. If you’re a woman, it makes you unhappy?

If you were to reverse it and say the diagonal opposite, men wouldn’t care, and women would still be unhappy.