On animals

My mother always says: Stop calling people animals. It's wrong to call people animals

Fine.

There's a bunch of non-animals watching a football game two doors down this hotel room and being extremely loud.

I complain to the front desk. They send security to talk to them. This insane exchange takes place:

• Security: Could you please turn the noise down a notch. Some guests have complained.

• One of the not-animals: But there's a game!

⇒ Animals 🙂 .